🤑 SBF’s Pardon Plot: A Farce of Epic Proportions? 🕵️‍♂️

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Loomer, ever the provocateur, paints a picture of intrigue worthy of Dostoevsky’s darkest imaginings. “Trump world,” she declares, is under siege by a “sophisticated influence operation,” with Bankman-Fried’s kin “actively colluding with shadowy firms” to secure a pardon. “Expose it! Shut it down!” she cries, her words echoing through the digital catacombs. For, as she reminds us with a wink and a nudge, SBF was the second-largest donor to the Democrats, trailing only the bogeyman himself, George Soros. 🕵️‍♀️🤡

Sonic Can Now Give You Directions While You Drive

Starting today, October 15th, Waze is adding Sonic the Hedgehog as a new voice option for turn-by-turn directions. You can choose to hear directions in either English or French. Sega says Sonic will guide you with his signature cool and confident style. However, don’t expect him to tell you to “go fast!”

Witchbrook has been delayed to next year

The game’s release has been pushed back, but a new blog post has been published featuring an interactive map of the game’s setting, Mossport. Witchbrook is now scheduled to launch in 2026 on Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Switch, Xbox, Xbox Game Pass, and PC via Steam.