Ethereum’s Midnight Miracle or Mere 🔮 Hype? Decoding the $7K Cryptic Game 🚀

Alex Carchidi, that oracle of The Motley Fool, warns: ever since 2016, December has been ETH’s ex-lover-cold, capricious, with a penchant for breaking bones. Nine years, four makeouts (higher closes). Five? A slap in the knuckles with a bag full of doughnuts (zero returns). 🥯





