Oscar Wilde’s Guide to Crypto Chaos: A Chair’s Wild Ride 🎩💸
On Wednesday, Selig faced lawmakers with the enthusiasm of a man explaining quantum physics to a goldfish. Questions about conflicts of interest? Trivial! Policy views? Merely a footnote in his memoir. Experience? Well, he’s mastered the art of advising digital asset companies-assuming advising means “nodding solemnly while sipping overpriced coffee.” ☕








