Ethereum, XRP, Cardano: March Madness and Coin Chaos!
Ah, Ethereum, the ever-dramatic diva of the crypto world. After a long, dry spell of barely showing up for its fans, ETH decided to grace us with a 4% gain this week. Yes, you heard that right – it *finally* managed to close in green after weeks of existential crisis. The price bounced back from $1,800 (like a phoenix, if you squint hard enough) and, for a brief moment, even flirted with $2,000. But alas, the excitement was fleeting. Like any good drama, the price slipped back below $2,000 just in time for a much-needed pullback. Someone call the bulls, they’ve got work to do. 🐂