As quantum computing gallops forward like a caffeinated racehorse 🏇♂️⚡, experts are losing sleep over whether Bitcoin’s cryptographic fortress will crumble. Spoiler: It might, unless you heed Woo’s advice. Or maybe just invest in a tinfoil hat. 🥡
Disney is gearing up to celebrate the 20th anniversary of High School Musical with a fresh new logo. Fans first noticed the logo on Amazon, where it appeared on pages for new High School Musical merchandise featuring designs never seen before.
Meanwhile, our four-legged friend continues to tread water. The charts show a series of failed attempts to rally above the 50-EMA and 100-EMA, with lower highs making quite the dramatic appearance since late September. Picture a game of musical chairs where SHIB never gets a seat – surrounded by a bearish mafia of moving averages, especially with the 200-EMA rolling over like a tired old man. And just to add insult to injury, volume isn’t exactly cheering for a comeback. Red days spike like fireworks on New Year’s, while green days are more like a flickering candle-hardly inspiring. It’s all about distribution – handing out tokens like candy-rather than gathering strength.
It appears Uniswap’s native token, UNI, has been engaging in something of a giddy spree, leaping nearly 48% in the last 24 hours. This all stems from the core developers unveiling a plan to activate the “fee switch” – a mechanism that, rather cleverly, redirects trading fees toward token holders and the general upkeep of the protocol. Jolly good show!
His latest 40x short on BTC was fully liquidated within hours, highlighting how overconfidence and poor risk management can turn even seasoned traders into “exit liquidity.” 🚀
Catching your first Shiny Pokémon is an unforgettable experience. There’s a unique thrill in finding a rare Pokémon and seeing its special sparkle during battles. While they can be difficult to find, that challenge is what makes it so rewarding.
The result? 📈 A frankly alarming 40% surge in UNI’s price. Reaching the dizzying height of $10, if you please. One almost feels sorry for those who sold it at a pittance yesterday. Almost.
Now, this bill-a bit of a patchwork quilt, really-is off to the House of Representatives, where it’s expected to get a nod on Wednesday afternoon. If all goes well (and when does it ever in Washington?), President Donald Trump will sign it faster than you can say “executive order.” Then, poof! Government operations will spring back to life like a jack-in-the-box. 🪄
This is a Fast News post by CoinDesk’s own financial bard, Omkar Godbole, who channels market ghosts into spreadsheets. 📊👻
Hillman isn’t just welcoming new actors; some of the original creative team are returning as well. Debbie Allen, who directed a large portion of the original series, will direct the first three episodes of the Netflix reboot and also serve as an executive producer. Writers Reggie and Gina Prince-Bythewood, who met on the original show, are joining as executive producers alongside Mandy Summers and Tom Werner. While it’s unclear if any of the original cast members will appear, fans are hoping for some enjoyable, throwback cameos, as is typical with reboots.