Gemini, that ever-ambitious phoenix of the crypto cosmos, has now secured a Designated Contract Market (DCM) license from the Commodity Futures Trading Commission. This arcane credential permits its Gemini Titan platform to peddle binary event contracts, a move that positions the firm to expand its U.S. dominion with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. 🛠️
On December 4th, Twitch banned RaKai for what they called “illegal activities.” The platform initially displayed a two-year ban, but Twitch later clarified this was just an error.
The Video Game History Foundation recently discovered the original source code for the unreleased game Xcavator 2025, with the blessing of the late developer’s family. Created by Incredible Technologies – the team known for arcade hits like Golden Tee Golf and Big Buck Hunter – the game was turned down by publishers in 1991 and has remained lost until now.
For over a decade, Bitcoin [BTC] has danced to a cruel, predictable tune: a Halving event, a commendable rally to new heights, and then a brutal 75-90% crash that resets the entire market like a poorly timed joke. 🕵️♂️
Players on Reddit expressed a lot of disappointment with the game’s port. The biggest problem was noticeable input lag, making the game difficult to play. Another issue was that it was capped at 30 frames per second. This was especially frustrating for fans because the game can run at up to 120 frames per second when played on the console while docked.
The trailer received a lot of positive feedback, and viewers quickly started discussing what they saw. One popular observation was a potential new feature – the ability to drag and revive fallen teammates. This is visible at the 0:42 mark, showing a soldier being pulled to safety while still shooting. Currently, this mechanic isn’t available in the game Hell Let Loose, suggesting it’s a new addition for an upcoming update.
A new framework offers a lifecycle-based approach to managing AI risks and ensuring alignment with evolving global regulations.
Behold, the EMAs-20, 50, and the formidable 100-looming like ancient sentinels, their slopes as downward as a poet’s despair. SHIB, poor creature, is ensnared in this multilayered web of resistance, its every bounce a fleeting hope, destined to fade unless it breaches the 50-day EMA’s fortress. A downtrend, you say? Nay, it is a tragic ballet, each step a reminder of gravity’s cruel embrace. 💃
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The office, helmed by Sungmo Park-a man who has donned the robes of Monad and Polygon like a jester swapping jests-now ascends to Head of APAC go-to-market. Anthony Albanese, the fund’s COO, waxed poetic about the move, claiming proximity to “users and builders” is the new holy grail. A noble lie, perhaps? For what is closer to the truth than a well-told delusion in these times of digital utopianism? 🤷♂️