Banks Terrified Brits Might Gamble Away Their Lunch Money on Crypto, FCA Panics
Apparently, these government watchdogs have watched too many cautionary episodes of Deal or No Deal. Their latest concern? Brits might “borrow” a few quid, punt it all on crypto, and wind up repaying their loans with Monopoly money. Somewhere, there’s a dusty lesson about tulip mania, but nobody’s listening over the sound of Dogecoin memes.