Sammy’s Sunny Solvency Saga: A Billionaire’s Bankruptcy Bedtime Story 🏦✨
Let’s not forget the 98% of creditors who’ve already received 120% of their dues – a gesture so generous, it’s akin to being overpaid for attending your own wake. And after the trifling matter of $1 billion in legal fees (because justice is pricey, darling), the bankruptcy estate still boasts $8 billion. A feat akin to finding a full-course meal in a landfill. 🍷💸




