Pi Coin’s ISO 20022 Dream: Banks, Ripple, and a Dash of Destiny 🌟💸

This ISO 20022 entanglement, dear reader, is less a leap and more a cautious shuffle toward the traditional banking ballroom. Smoother transactions? Check. Faster reconciliations? Check. Regulatory compliance? A necessary evil, perhaps. Yet one cannot help but wonder: will this make Pi a darling of institutions, or merely a guest who overstays its welcome? 🤔

🇫🇷 UDR’s Wild Crypto Caper: 420,000 BTC or Bust? 🤑

Éric Ciotti, the chap at the helm of the French political outfit UDR, has unveiled a bill that’s got more twists than a Jeeves plot. The plan? To amass a staggering 420,000 bitcoins (or BTC, as the fellows in the know call it) over the next seven to eight years. Quite the tall order, what? 🧑‍💻

The Curious Case of Pi: When a Digital Token Goes Wild 🍕💸

The coin, which recently hit rock bottom-the kind that makes you question your investments and your life choices-has apparently rebounded by more than half since the October crash that made everyone wish they’d become bakers instead. Yet, it’s still down 91%, a statistic that would make even the stoic Gogol shed a tear of bitter humor. “A triumph,” they say-if only from the perspective of a gambler dreaming of a comeback and a plot twist.

Gaming’s most addictive duo just launched a collaboration. Balatro-themed Vampire Survivors update is out now for free

The games Balatro and Vampire Survivors have had a huge impact on game development recently. Both were initially created by single developers and became surprisingly popular. Balatro even received a Game of the Year nomination in 2024, competing with major titles like Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree. Now, we’re seeing a lot of new games that borrow ideas from these titles – either roguelikes inspired by Balatro, or ‘survivors-like’ games. This new style of game is quickly becoming a genre of its own, and people are already referring to it with terms similar to ‘Metroidvania’ or ‘souls-like’.

Ethereum’s Grand Old Timer Moves $6M After Nearly a Decade – What a Spectacle! 🤪

The remaining 18,500 ETH? Oh, just a modest fortune stretching far beyond the horizon-valued at over $80 million. Yes, dears, that’s a delightful 12,971 times their original investment. The network’s been blooming while they’ve been snoozing! So, this little escapade just proves that patience, cheeky little thing that it is, still pays handsome dividends in this wild crypto romance. 🚀🥂

Ys vs. Trails in the Sky gets 4K 60fps support on Switch 2 in new update, patch notes & remaster blog revealed

I’m so excited! I just read that refint/games is reporting the Switch version of the game will be able to run at 4K at 60fps when docked and 1080p at 60fps handheld on the new Nintendo Switch 2. It’s awesome that even though it’s not a brand new game made for the Switch 2, it’ll still look and play so much better through backwards compatibility!