Acheron Trading becomes first crypto market maker to secure CASP license under MiCA

According to a press release that probably made the rounds faster than a cat video, this Singapore-based crypto market maker has recently been issued a Crypto-Asset Service Provider license, or CASP license. The Dutch Authority for the Financial Markets decided to play nice and grant this license, which means Acheron is now officially listed in the AFM’s public register. They’re practically royalty in the crypto world! 👑

Investors Go Bonkers: Metaplanet Stock Soars While Bitcoin Stumbles!

Now, if you thought that was impressive, hold onto your bowler hats! This stock is currently trading at a jaw-dropping 447% premium to Bitcoin, as if each BTC were worth a princely $596,154. Yes, you read that right—more than five times its actual price! One can only assume that the analysts at 10x Research are having a good chuckle over their morning tea, flashing warning signs like a lighthouse in a storm. 🚨

Crypto Investors Under Threat As Report Confirms Spike In Crypto Kidnappings; US and France Top Targets

Crypto Kidnapping

Since 2019, the US has been the stage for a growing number of these bizarre abductions, where the only ransom demanded is a hefty sum of digital currency. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, France has decided to join the party, with a recent spike in cases that would make even the most seasoned detective raise an eyebrow. 🕵️‍♂️

After fixing XP and servers, Splitgate 2 devs need to focus on crossplay

The release of Splitgate 2 was affected by server issues initially, but they’ve been mostly resolved. However, XP concerns seem to be largely addressed too. Yet, the Steam reviews remain at a 50% positive rating, indicating mixed feedback. This seems fair as some console players are still experiencing problems with crossplay functionality, which is essential for their gameplay experience.

Has Kraken Slayer Lost Its Identity in League of Legends? Let’s Dive In!

The initial discussion revolves around the Kraken Slayer, once a popular choice for defeating heavily armored adversaries. Yet, as more players shared their opinions, it’s clear that the item has lost its crucial role in the game. User Luminev jokingly asked, “Kraken who?”, suggesting that it’s barely effective against squishy opponents and almost useless against tanks, which is surprising given its reputation as a tank-buster. This leaves many players disappointed because an item designed for tough champions seems to be weakened by simply increasing their health. The question then arises: why does a tank shredder now struggle against heavily armored enemies? How did we transition from slaying Krakens to using butter knives instead?

Cloud9 Dominates Team Liquid: Highlights from the League of Legends LTA 2025 Playoffs

In a stunning display of skill and strategy, Cloud9 outperformed Team Liquid in an impressive three-game series. The team meticulously planned each game, leveraging their strengths against Team Liquid’s weaknesses. Players such as Loki shone brightly, demonstrating a wide range of abilities that left spectators speechless. One fan exclaimed, “Loki was incredible! His Azir play was simply amazing,” underscoring the significant impact he had on the team’s success. With each win, it became more and more evident that Cloud9 wasn’t just winning games; they were solidifying their position as a powerful contender in the league.

League of Legends Streamers: Why Smurfing and Complaining Go Hand in Hand

In the realm of League of Legends, Smurfing can be seen as having two sides. On one side, it gives seasoned players an opportunity to test out fresh champion tactics, hone their skills in less exhaustive settings, and climb ranks for a bit of affordable amusement. However, it also brings skilled players into games with unaware beginners, resulting in aggravation on both ends. A post from user “mish20011” sparked a vibrant debate about this dilemma, questioning why broadcasters with numerous Smurf accounts seem to spend time griping about low-rank teammates. It’s almost as if they’re criticizing their own decisions in an amusing, yet awkward, demonstration of self-awareness—or perhaps a lack thereof.