MoonPay’s Stablecoin Circus: When Crypto Dreams Meet Earth’s Gravity 🌕💸
“Behold, our full-stack miracle!” MoonPay croons, puffing its chest like a rooster in a blockchain coop. From fiat ramps to “custom issuance,” they’re now the Walmart of stablecoin infrastructure-if Walmart sold illusions alongside socks. Thursday’s announcement dripped with the solemnity of a Soviet propaganda poster: “We expand. We conquer. We tokenize.”




