Binance’s Token Tantrum: Crypto Drama Unfolds 🚀💰🤯

The ensuing chaos-complete with allegations, rebuttals, and Twitter hot takes-has left the crypto world more divided than a room full of cats trying to agree on a nap spot. 🐱🛋️ Beneath the drama lies a tale as old as time itself: power, trust, and the fine line between “collaboration” and “cryptic coercion.”

Coinbase’s Big Bet on India’s CoinDCX: Are Crypto ETFs Around the Corner?

But wait, there’s more! The plot thickens, as Coinbase whispers of something even juicier: the potential introduction of regulated crypto products-yes, *ETFs*-to the Indian market. Could this be the dawning of a new era for crypto in India? Will the masses soon have their regulated slice of the crypto pie? Time will tell. 🤑

ETH Skyrocketing? 🚀 You Won’t Believe This!

Apparently, back in the *olden days* (like, the last market cycle), these “digital asset treasuries” – DATs, very sophisticated – didn’t even exist. Now they’re hoarding 5.9 million ETH, which is roughly $24 billion. That’s…a lot of zeros. They’re just going to sit on it, apparently, for “long-term yields.” Like a dragon with a shiny hoard, only… digital. 🙄

Crypto News Today: Eric Adams Pushes NYC Toward Crypto Capital Status With New Blockchain Office

This historic move catapults New York into the crypto spotlight, making it the first city in the U.S. to establish a department *solely dedicated* to blockchain innovation, financial inclusion, and, you guessed it, crypto regulation. Adams’ grand vision? To crown NYC as the undisputed crypto capital of the world. A lofty goal, indeed, but it’s not like Adams to shy away from ambition. At this point, he’s practically the crypto mayor, earning that shiny new title with every block he adds to his empire.

VisionQuest’s Paul Bettany Teases the ‘Psychopath’ Inside Vision’s Mind

Collider recently interviewed Paul Bettany, star of the show Vision Quest, after the Marvel panel at New York Comic Con. He shared some new information about the upcoming Disney+ spin-off, specifically hinting at what it’s like inside White Vision’s head. According to Bettany, “It’s more cluttered than you’d expect” inside Vision’s mind.

10 Classic Retro Games Everyone Needs to Play At Least Once

Many classic games are just as enjoyable now as they were when they first came out, and their stories often still resonate with players. Even older games that haven’t aged perfectly are still valuable because of their place in gaming history, making them worth trying at least once. Whether you’re looking for a quick pastime or a longer gaming experience, there are tons of retro titles that offer a nice change of pace from modern games.

Japan’s Crypto Crackdown: Bribing Banjos to Baffle Blockchainers! 🎸💸🇯🇵

According to the indefatigable Nikkei Asia, these parchments of parliamentary pandemonium are slated for 2026. The new lexicon decrees that trading with “privileged information” (a term we’re told is officially vaguer than a haiku about budget airlines) will now merit a cozy chat with the judiciary. One might as well be caught pilfering sushi rolls at a Michelin-starred izakaya-except the penalty could include fines, jail, or the ultimate humiliation: having to explain your crypto portfolio to a bureaucrat.

Dan Heng PT Team Comp In HSR (Permansor Terrae)

Dan Heng • Imbibitor Lunae is a support character who boosts his teammate’s Attack, making him useful in any team where the main damage dealer relies on Attack to deal damage. This opens up the possibility of using him instead of a traditional defensive character in those teams. Here are some of the best team compositions featuring Dan Heng • Imbibitor Lunae in Honkai: Star Rail:

The Lowdown Recap: Live Fire

It’s easy to assume the man seen in the red light during the explosions at the end of “This Land”—likely Governor Donald Washberg—is the culprit. It’s *so* obvious, though, that he’s probably not. Even if he isn’t the one who committed the crime, Donald is so unlikeable that it’s hard to imagine anyone could be worse. So, while he may not be the killer, he’s definitely the villain. Because of this, the show isn’t really about Lee solving the mystery; it’s about the relationships he builds and loses. Last week it was Betty Jo, before that Francis and Ray, and this week we meet Wendell, Lee’s oldest friend, who barely tolerates him.