- Monero (XMR) didn’t just pump—it launched like it found the secret hyperdrive, overtaking altcoins nobody pronounces properly (looking at you, Hyperliquid and Pi Network).
- Chart wizards peer into tea leaves shaped like ascending triangles and mutter “$450+ or bust.”
The Great Resurgence: Or How Monero Decided To Show Up At The Party
Remember those US elections last November? They were like the cosmic dust explosion that sent crypto into a frenzy—and Bitcoin went all the way to $110,000, because why not?
Monero, ever the quiet mysterious type, flirted with a nice 50% gain through early winter but kept its peak modest at $240. Not bad. Not headline-worthy. Just Monero things.
Then, yesterday happened. The crypto-aliens must have pressed the upgrade button because XMR blasted through charts with a green candle so huge it probably needed its own zip code. Touching almost $350—its best fanfare in four years—before settling into the comfy $307 range (shoutout to CoinGecko for the scoreboard).
In just a few hours, Monero stocked up an extra $2 billion in market cap, nudging just under $6 billion in total—enough to elbow past some obscure altcoins like Hyperliquid (HYPE) and Pi Network (PI). Yes, THAT Pi.
Next Stop: Moon or Just Another Coin Toss?
If you were hoping for some scandal, celebrity endorsement, or alien tech reveal as the reason for this leap, sorry to disappoint. Apparently, the only fireworks here are chart patterns—because “technical analysis” definitely sounds like sorcery.
One X user, JAVON MARKS (who possibly has a crystal ball), studied the mysterious XMR price map and boldly declared the $484.44 mark as the holy grail. That’s about a 75% scenic ride upwards if you like your investments with some adrenal thrill.
“Still got this target cooking, so buckle up for another +75% pop,” JAVON optimistically assures.
Meanwhile, Edward Morra, who very much looks like someone who’s been holding bags longer than your favorite TV series, called this breakout “much deserved.” A rare crypto moment where patience doesn’t just drain your soul but actually pays off.
“Never fade a pump coming out of a multi-year nap—this is pico top territory,” Edward declared, potentially using jargon designed to confuse mere mortals.
Adding to the hype, Mihir points at some “giant ascending triangle” formation, which sounds like something Batman would face, forecasting a leap to $465. Because in crypto, shapes aren’t just shapes—they’re prophecy.
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