Mike Myers made a surprise appearance on the opening segment of “Saturday Night Live,” portraying Elon Musk as the latest assistant to President Trump.
Lately, our dealerships have been subject to numerous acts of vandalism and attacks,” he stated in the sketch. “All of a sudden, it seems like no one is fond of Tesla vehicles. I started questioning why this was happening, then I realized the answer: It’s all my fault!” In fact, there has been a substantial increase in incidents at Tesla car dealerships.
Myers went on to explain that his proposed solution for the problem was introducing a novel car, the Tesla Model V. “This will be the first electric vehicle ever to have self-destructive capabilities!” He explained. “It boasts features such as self-shattering headlights, self-piercing tires, and artificial intelligence-driven graffiti.” You can select from options like penises or swastikas, or my personal favorite: swastikas fashioned out of penises!
swastikas made out of penises!” with “my personal favorite: swastikas fashioned out of penises!” to make it sound more polite and less abrupt.
Prior to Myers’ entrance, James Austin Johnson was satirizing Trump’s stance on tariffs in his typical fashion, mocking the taxes his administration was imposing on goods entering from other nations. “It’s crucial we send a signal to those exploiting us,” Johnson said humorously. “South Africa slaps a 60% tariff on everything we export to them, and they’ve never sent us anything of value.” At this point, Myers burst onto the stage, exclaiming dramatically, “But what about me?” as Elon Musk hails from South Africa.
Initially, he was sporting a hat reminiscent of a cheese slice, a relic from my failed attempt to influence the election in Wisconsin. “I guess I wasn’t very smart – I could have just bought Wisconsin,” he joked, alluding to the recent Supreme Court race in the state where Democrat Susan Crawford defeated Brad Schimel, who received a substantial financial contribution from me.
Johnson further explained that the term “tariff” is a shorthand for his brilliant economic concept. He elaborated, “Tariffs are the foundation of my exceptional economic strategy. It’s not just a plan, it’s a sequence of random figures, much like the numbers on screens in ‘Severance.’ Although you might not understand their significance, I do.
He went on to say, “Our goal is to restore America’s prosperity. Before that, let’s create a new era – ‘Make America Experience an Extraordinary Depression Again.’ It won’t just be great; it will be phenomenal, astonishing.
More to come…
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2025-04-06 07:17