Michael Saylor’s Strategy Hits Unbelievable Market Cap Amid Bitcoin Mania! 🚀

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On a day that could only be described as one of those moments in history that you *didn’t* see coming, Michael Saylor’s Strategy (MSTR) made a historic leap, closing the trading day on Wednesday at the highest market capitalization it has ever known. Bitcoin continues its rebellious float near record highs, no one really sure when it will come crashing down—or if it ever will. 🌍💸

“MSTR just closed at an all-time high market cap,” Michael Saylor proudly declared in a post on X, as if anyone doubted it. It’s like saying, “I’ve just invented fire,” except, well, he didn’t—Bitcoin did all the hard work. 🧐🔥

But Wait! MSTR’s Price “Gearing Up” for New Highs!

As if the party wasn’t already wild enough, MSTR’s stock price has done a solid 21.52% rise over the last month. Wednesday’s grand closing price? A cheeky $455.90, according to our dear friend, Google Finance. No big deal, right?

And over in the world of Bitcoin, it seems like it’s just enjoying life at a 10% surge over the last month. It briefly flirted with the $122,884 mark before realizing that’s a lot of money and settled back to $118,413. You can practically hear it sighing with exhaustion. 🤑💰

“MSTR is gearing up for the next leg to all-time highs,” said the mystical Options trader, Sean Trades, who probably lives in a world where everything is a ‘next leg’. All hail the prophet. 🙏

Despite this thrilling rise, MSTR is still languishing 19% below its golden moment of $543 reached on November 20. Of course, this hasn’t stopped the firm from constantly issuing stock to fund its Bitcoin obsession. It’s like funding a never-ending party. 🎉📉

MSTR Scores 11th Day of S&P Qualifier Amid More Bitcoin Buying! Yawn. 💤

Meanwhile, in a completely unexpected turn of events, Strive Funds Bitcoin Strategy VP Jeff Walton had to remind us on X that, yes, MSTR is now on its 11th day of qualifying for the S&P 500. One day after another—how *exciting*! 🎢

In May, Jeff Walton made a bold prediction on the Financial Times documentary “Michael Saylor’s $40 Billion Bitcoin Bet,” declaring that MSTR would one day reign supreme as the “number one publicly traded equity in the entire market” because, naturally, *Bitcoin makes everything stronger*. Why didn’t we think of that? 🤯

Meanwhile, MSTR bought 4,225 Bitcoin last week for $472.5 million, as casually mentioned in a filing to the US Securities and Exchange Commission. If you’re wondering how *that* transaction went down, it probably looked like a rich person buying an antique chair. 💺💸

But not to worry, the firm will report its earnings on August 5. Don’t get too excited—three quarters of net losses don’t tend to inspire *too* much optimism, unless you’re a fan of dramatic irony. 😏

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2025-07-17 09:42