Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Manifesto: 21 Truths or 21 Reasons to Panic?

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So, Michael Saylor decided to bless our timelines with his “21 Truths of Bitcoin” — because, obviously, what the internet needed was a manifesto that screams, “Bitcoin is the future global reserve currency, and if you don’t get it, who even are you?” 🧐

This isn’t just your average crypto hype. Nah, Saylor’s been riding this Bitcoin rollercoaster with the enthusiasm of a kid hyped on sugar — ups, downs, crashes, surges — and he’s still screaming “bullish” like it’s a religion.

Bitcoin isn’t just money, it’s… a cult?

He didn’t just slap a price tag on Bitcoin. No, no, he crowned it an ideology. That’s one of his 21 “truths” — because when your magic number is 21 million coins, you need exactly 21 bullet points to make the prophecy sound legit. For Saylor and his Bitcoin bros, these truths aren’t just facts, they’re the ultimate mic drop against boring old fiat money and those pesky altcoins.

21 Truths of Bitcoin (because 20 truths would have just been sloppy):

1. Bitcoin is an Ideology.
2. Bitcoin is a Protocol.
3. Bitcoin is an Asset.
4. Bitcoin is a Network.
5. Bitcoin is Immaculate.
6. Bitcoin is Ethical.
7. Bitcoin is a Commodity.
8. Bitcoin is a Digital Commodity.
9. Bitcoin is Digital Scarcity.
10. Bitcoin… (because suspense is key)

— Michael Saylor (@saylor)

Unsurprisingly, this tweet exploded faster than your favorite meme token, sparking enough nerd rage and philosophical debates on crypto forums to power a small country. 🔥

And with Bitcoin doing that awkward grown-up thing of gaining market strength again while institutions come back like they forgot something, Saylor’s words are turning into gospel — or at least a very persuasive bedtime story for investors hoping to dodge the next “death cross.”

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2025-04-18 17:15