Michael Che Gives Humiliating Apology to Scarlett Johansson for Lewd ‘SNL’ Jokes: ‘I Was Just Lashing Out Because I’m Jealous … I’ve Never Seen a Human Vagina’

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Scarlett Johansson has chosen to respond to Michael Che’s continuous “Weekend Update” jests, and she did so by hosting “Saturday Night Live” for the seventh time over the weekend, with Bad Bunny as the musical guest.

Che, who often shares the hosting duties for the “Weekend Update” segment on “Saturday Night Live,” comes up with jokes that Colin Jost (her husband) delivers during their annual “joke swaps.” Occasionally, these jokes can poke fun at her.

In a recent Saturday Night Live episode, Costco took the roast beef sandwich off their menu, as stated by Jost in a “Weekend Update” segment. However, he’s not too concerned about it because he’s been having roast beef for dinner every night since his child was born.

Che and Jost commenced the final episode of Weekend Update by acknowledging their age-old practice of exchanging jokes, and inviting Johansson over to the “Update” stage so that Che could publicly apologize for his inappropriate comparison of her vagina to Costco roast beef.

Che (as written by Jost) explained to Johansson, “I was just expressing my feelings of envy.” He added, “I’ve never seen a human female anatomy. But let me clarify, I mean human, as I did spend a summer on a farm.” His self-effacing humor didn’t stop there: “During intimate moments, I can’t remove my hoodie because I have more nipples than a pregnant dog in heat. When Colin found me, I was selling drugs outside a convenience store. Now, I’m peddling them outside the American Girl Doll Store.

In a segment penned by Jost, Che concluded his “Update” humor with a heartfelt expression of gratitude towards his co-host, long-awaited acknowledgement of affection. He stated, “I’ve cracked thousands of jokes and received countless laughs, but I’ve never uttered those simple yet impactful words: ‘I love you.’

Johansson shared with Vanity Fair that she had numerous cameras with her, and she wasn’t prepared for Che and Jost’s ‘Weekend Update’ skits mocking her. She commented, ‘You guys really are in seventh or eighth grade.’ I feel like it’s my duty to find a way to give Michael a taste of his own medicine. I guess revenge is inevitable. It wouldn’t be surprising if others on the show agree with this sentiment.

In her recent turn as host on “SNL”, Johansson surpassed the previous record she shared with Tina Fey and Drew Barrymore for the highest number of episodes hosted by a woman, now hosting the show seven times.

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2025-05-18 08:16