Metaplanet’s $13M Bitcoin Bonanza: Bonds or Just Boring? 😂

What to know:

  • Metaplanet, in a dizzying pirouette of financial acrobatics, is raising a staggering 2 billion yen ($13.3 million) by selling bonds that seem to have the charisma of a damp sock—0% interest! Naturally, this dazzling move aims to funnel more cash into the glowing digital cornucopia known as Bitcoin, maintaining their oh-so-urgent investment mantra.
  • The bond gala is a private soirée exclusively for Evo Fund, with redemption casually scheduled for Aug. 26, riding the high tide of stock acquisition rights proceeds. Because who doesn’t love a bit of uncertainty in their investment plans?

In a world where fortunes rise and fall with a mere tweet, Metaplanet Inc (3350) once again dons its finance cape, trying to conjure 2 billion Yen ($13.3 million) through the alchemy of selling more ordinary bonds that spark less interest than a lecture on tax law.

Ah, yes, the crux of the matter: harnessing this fresh influx of yen to snag more Bitcoin (BTC), as if digital gold has become the latest fashion accessory for corporations. Because why not amplify their whimsical investment strategy, right?

Let’s not forget, the exclusive bond issuance finds its admirer solely in Evo Fund, with a redemption date circled in red on their calendars for Aug. 26. Because what says “I love risk” better than an investment with no charm and a sprinkle of mystery?

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2025-02-27 17:47