Metaplanet Buys 1,088 Bitcoin, Turns Into Crypto Giant! 🚀💰
What to know:
- Japan’s Metaplanet has gone full crypto-obsessed and hoarded over 8,888 BTC, valued at nearly a billion bucks—because who needs bread when you have digital gold? 💸🖥️
- They slammed down 16.885 billion yen ($117.5 million) on their latest treasure, paying about 15.5 million yen ($108,051) for each shiny Bitcoin—talk about economy of scale, or economy of ‘just how rich can we get?’ 😂
- This strategy turned Metaplanet into Asia’s biggest corporate Bitcoin collector and snuck into the top ten worldwide—becoming the ‘Gorilla of Gains’ among crypto whales. 🦍🌎
Japan’s very serious, very businesslike Metaplanet announced on Monday that it bought another 1,088 Bitcoin—because apparently, they don’t know how to stop. That brings their stash to over 8,888 BTC, which is worth more than a small country’s GDP—talk about a digital piggy bank overflowing! 🏦🔥
This latest splurge cost them 16.885 billion yen ($117.5 million), with each coin costing roughly 15.5 million yen ($108,051). Looks like they’re playing the long game—probably planning to replace paper money entirely, or just having a good laugh at inflation. 😆📉
Since kicking off their crypto binge in April 2024 by adopting a Bitcoin treasury policy, Metaplanet has shot to the top among Asian corporate hoarders and cracked the top ten globally. Well, if you’re going to be obsessed, might as well be the best at it, right? 🏆🤪
They’ve already amassed 7,126 BTC in 2025 alone, heading for their ambitious goal of 10,000 BTC by year-end. Their latest move? Issued a cool $50 million in zero-interest bonds last week—because why not borrow monopoly money to buy more digital coins? 🤡💸
According to reports, their BTC yield for the year is a staggering 66.3%, with a gain of 2,684 BTC—probably enough for a small kingdom. And if that’s not enough, Bitcoin hovered over $105,000 on Monday, just lounging around like the lazy rich in their digital mansion. 🏰💰
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2025-06-02 10:49