If you’ve ever wondered whether magical thinking could replace financial analysis, you may want to consult Max Keiser—former journalist, now El Salvador’s official Bitcoin Whisperer, and a man who’s been as bullish on BTC as a gold prospector discovering chocolate coins in his backyard. 🚀
Recently, Max graced the Twitterverse with a prophecy—that’s right, he expects the world’s Most Talked-About Cryptocurrency to “start pumping soon.” This is not to be confused with “soon” as in, “dinner is soon,” but “soon” as in, “Any moment now! Look busy!”
Max Keiser’s Reason: Now With Extra Chicken
It gets better. Max retweeted the oracle known as “Chicken Genius” (who has 216,000 followers, presumably none of them actual chickens, although you can’t be too sure). Featured in the tweet: a chart puffed up with more numbers than a butcher’s bill. The chart displays “Cumulative total spending since Trump’s inauguration compared with the same periods in 2023 and 2024.” One assumes this is meant to impress, or at the very least, confuse.
Apparently, spending has soared (as it is wont to do in government) to a tidy $150 billion, and—here’s the good bit—“More was spent in 2025 than in 2024.” File under: ‘not shocking, if you’ve met politicians before.’
The X user, in a move that shows both bravado and a disregard for commas, asserts the Treasury will borrow even more: “$391 billion higher vs estimates. Total $514 Billion for Q2.” Is this bad? Good? Puzzling? Max’s commentary was: 💯. This is the sort of analysis that economists dream of delivering, but rarely achieve.
💯
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) April 30, 2025
If Bitcoin Drops to $300, It’s Either Time to Panic or Buy a Yacht
Meanwhile, Robert Kiyosaki (yes, that one—of “Rich Dad Poor Dad” and “Don’t Buy Lattes, Buy Gold!” fame) has thrown his hat in the ring, warning of a market crash so monumental you’ll need to refer to two separate self-help books just to survive. 🏚️📉
His source: another book he wrote long ago warning of a crash so large you could fit the entire cast of “Shark Tank” under it. With fear and unemployment spreading like a particularly persistent rash, Kiyosaki reminds us that in crisis, all “real assets” go on sale. By “real assets,” he means things you can touch, drop on your foot, or brag about on Twitter—so, Bitcoin, gold, silver, or that shed out back that maybe, just maybe, will become trendy soon.
As for hypotheticals: “Imagine Bitcoin crashing to $300 per coin,” postulates Kiyosaki. For some, this is a cause to weep gently into their coffee. For others (with suspiciously well-lined pockets), it’s time for bargain hunting and possibly evil laughter. The lesson? Crises are like yard sales: what ruins one person’s Saturday may be someone else’s lucky day. 🛒
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2025-04-30 14:29