My dear, the audacity! Hyperliquid’s darling founder, Jeff, has thrown the gauntlet at those oh-so-centralized exchanges, accusing them of being as transparent as a brick wall. 🧱 Apparently, they’re underreporting liquidation events with the finesse of a bad magician-poof! Thousands of liquidations in a second, and they show but a single trick. 🎩✨ According to our intrepid Jeff, the actual figures are being understated by a factor of 100. Good heavens! One can only imagine the traders and analysts, poor dears, being led astray like lambs to the slaughter. 🐑💔
Jeff, bless his heart, warns that this data manipulation is the equivalent of serving champagne without the bubbles-all fizz, no substance. 🥂✖️ It masks the true scale of market volatility, leaving everyone in a tizzy. One wonders if these exchanges are simply too busy polishing their facades to bother with honesty. After all, darling, in this game of financial charades, the only thing more volatile than the market is the truth. 🎭💰
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