Lewis Black Slams Undecided Voters and Calls Them a ‘Group of Morons’: ‘If You’re Undecided on Election Day, Do the Right Thing: Sit Out the Vote’

As someone who has witnessed the tumultuous political landscape of the past few decades, I find myself in agreement with Lewis Black’s passionate plea to the undecided voters. It’s baffling that in this era of abundant information and access to knowledge, there are still individuals who remain indecisive about the candidates vying for the highest office in the land.

On October 15th, Lewis Black served as host for “The Daily Show,” and he fiercely criticized those who are still uncertain about their vote in the upcoming presidential election between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. The comedian suggested that these undecided voters might as well spare everyone some trouble by choosing to abstain from voting on Election Day instead.

Black expressed his exasperation by saying, “We’re still clueless about who will emerge victorious! This situation is entirely due to a unique group of individuals I refer to as ‘undecided voters’. You know them, they’re the ones dithering at the ice cream parlor, sampling a dozen tiny spoons. It’s a $3 cone, for goodness’ sake! How can anyone remain undecided in this election? At this point, making a decision about candidates should be straightforward. Consider it like a lube salesman pondering whether to visit P. Diddy’s residence—he has all the necessary information.

As a dedicated cinephile, I’ve followed this political race for nearly two years now, and it seems that the final decision hinges on persuading a handful of Pennsylvanians who might be affected by carbon monoxide poisoning. Black made this observation as interviews were shown of voters who are still undecided, emphasizing their need to conduct their own research before casting their votes.

Feel free to conduct your own investigations,” Black retorted. “Perhaps the library won’t mind if you use it as a canvas for spray painting. Could you clarify what you’re researching? After all, we have known these candidates for quite some time.

Black concluded his reflections by addressing the undecided voters with a “unique statement”: “I’d like to discuss democracy today. It’s a significant duty, a sacred privilege, not for everyone. If you’re relying on a Kardashian to decide who to vote for, feel free to abstain from this election.

Black pointed out that many have sacrificed their lives for the privilege to vote, yet they weren’t intending to create a future where ballots would be used to draw penises. He further stated that if you are uncertain about your choice during the election, the ethical course of action is not to cast your vote, but to abstain from voting instead.

Watch Black’s full segment on “The Daily Show” in the video below.

2024-10-16 16:46

Lewis Black Slams Undecided Voters and Calls Them a ‘Group of Morons’: ‘If You’re Undecided on Election Day, Do the Right Thing: Sit Out the Vote’

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