Behold, dear patrons! Oranje—
armed with the sagacity of Itau BBA, that venerable temple of finance—plans to prance upon the grand parquet of Brazilian and Latin American crypto, pirouetting in the footsteps of that illustrious bitcoin baron, Monsieur Michael Saylor! 🎭
Our cast: the passionate Maestro Guilherme Gomes (late of Swan Bitcoin), and the Seigneur Guilherme Ferreira, Bahema’s own sovereign—gathered together like two financiers in a farce!
Oranje Hatching a Bitcoin Plume of Two Hundred Million Ducats! 🪙
Make way! A fresh troubadour troupe enters the institutional bitcoin stage, right here in the exuberant lands of Latin America. According to the heralds (witness the scroll), Itau BBA—Latam’s behemoth financier with pockets as deep as Molière’s wit—is lending its counsel, plotting to crown Oranje as sovereign of a new treasury built upon bitcoin’s shaky yet glittering throne.
This is no parade of jesters. Besides our dynamic Guilhermes, the cast includes the bitcoin old-guard Fernando Ulrich and that expatriate of Bridgewater, Josh Levine. Quite the salon! They gather, not to pen sonnets, but to clutch bitcoin as a dragon hoards gold—because early adoption among institutions languishes at a paltry 3%! What, only three in a hundred bankers know a ledger from a baguette? Scandalous!
Regulations swirl, adoption lags, but fortune, as ever, favours the brazen. Across the U.S. and elsewhere, imitators pop up like mushrooms after a spring rain. Why should Latin America miss out on this mad pas de deux?
“He who dares to issue debt for bitcoin,” Oranje proclaims (in a parchment no doubt perfumed with ambition), “shall reinvent the treasury itself!” If debt is the new romance, expect many an accountant’s heart to flutter in São Paulo’s twilight.
Forget those meagre ETF goblets. Oranje aims to pour from a richer flagon! With their tax tricks and high-sounding instruments, others may sip, but Oranje intends to guzzle, providing laughter—and yields—a-plenty.
To sum up this madcap prologue: Oranje expects a 45% bitcoin yield the very first year (cue the champagne and a healthy dose of skepticism), seeking to capture $210 million in digital coins, and afterward, not just to sit upon them like a miser, but to wring every last satoshi of revenue as their brand becomes the toast of the crypto theatre.
Will their comedy end in triumph, or will the audience throw tomatoes? Stay tuned; the curtain is only just rising! 🍊🎶
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