Larry David’s Bitcoin Bonanza: He’s Buying More, You’re Losing More 🤑
So, this Michael Saylor guy, right? He’s like, the king of Bitcoin. He’s got more Bitcoin than a Bitcoin convention, and he’s just buying more. And it’s like, every time he buys, the price goes up a little bit, just to make the rest of us feel bad. It’s like he’s saying, “Hey, suckers, I’m making money off of you!”
He’s got this company, Strategy. Get this, they dropped the “Micro” part. It’s just, Strategy now. Like, who needs “Micro” when you’re swimming in a pool of Bitcoin? It’s all just, “Strategy.” And they’re buying Bitcoin. It’s like they’re trying to corner the market, but you know, they’re probably just trying to make a buck.
They bought 7,633 more Bitcoins. That’s like, 7,633 more times you’re going to feel like you’re missing out. I mean, who knows if this is the best idea, right? But they’re doing it. And they’re doing it with a big smile on their face. And they’re making a lot of money. And they’re making me feel bad. I’m just going to buy a bagel. It’s like, a little bit of comfort food, you know? Maybe it’s a sign of the times, maybe it’s a sign of my impending financial doom. But I’m going to eat it. I’m just going to eat it, and I’m going to try not to think about the Bitcoin. Because, well, what else can I do?
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