Ah, dear audience! Witness the latest farcical tragedy: KiloEx—brand new stage for perpetual trading, flattered and backed by the illustrious YZi Labs (who once donned the Binance Labs wig)—has lost a fortune most spectacularly. Seven million dollars, swept away by villainy most creative.
The scene opens on April 14, and—to the horror of investors clutching their blockchains—the play continues! Across the great lands of BNB Smart Chain, Base, and Taiko, confusion reigns and fortunes vanish.
Mysterious Rogues Use Tornado Cash, Pocket $7 Million Like It’s Lunch Money 🍷💸
Bear witness: Cyvers’ intrepid analysts announce that our attacker, with all the subtlety of a debt-ridden noble fleeing Paris, employed a Tornado Cash-funded address to orchestrate a delightful ballet of fraudulent transactions. Mistaken identities, masked ball! The KiloEx price oracle was as well-guarded as a French inn at midnight.
On-chain, a chase of funds leaping chain to chain, swifter than lovers dashing from an angry father. “Oh, the woes of DeFi! Is nothing sacred? Not even the architecture?” cries the chorus.
Only days ago, on March 27, KiloEx made its grand entry: tokens launched in partnership with Binance Wallet and PancakeSwap, guests of honor at the Binance Alpha ball.
“Alas, the true villainy—a price oracle control fit for a court jester! The swindler still plies their trade, and now even our precious USDC faces exile and blacklisting!”—Cyvers, presumably while fainting.
Our play’s backer, YZi Labs, not content with merely investing, demands applause for being the latest rebranding of Binance Labs. What’s in a name? Apparently, not better security!
Attracting all eyes—some apparently thieving—KiloEx and the BNB Smart Chain found themselves more popular than free wine at a bishop’s gathering.
The curtain drops with the platform frozen, performers backstage with security consultants, all promising bold forays to recover the purloined fortune—and the hearts of their public. A bounty is offered; white hat heroes, dust off your capes!
Update on the KiloEx Vault Exploit
We are—escape the hounds!—cooperating with BNB Chain, Manta Network, and the renowned security musketeers Seal-911, SlowMist, and Sherlock, in hot pursuit of justice and (most importantly) cash.
Our joint…
— KiloEx (@KiloEx_perp) April 14, 2025
Alas, the token KILO, once so gleaming, now tumbles, 30% lost in mere hours! From $11 million to $7.5 million—faster than a bankrupt Marquis’ reputation. Security sleuths lurk, tracking wallets like gossips at a salon, but the plot thickens, the drama continues, and investors clutch their ledgers, praying for a happy ending.
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