John Mulaney Wants to Fight Some Teen Boys

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Writers’ room ideas are private and not meant for the public. Spending long hours in an office with the same people, sharing meals from Tender Greens and enduring each other’s bodily odors can lead to playful banter and outrageous comments. However, these ideas are usually rejected as unsuitable. But unlike the writers’ room, the content created for Everybody’s Live can go from being an idea to a real-life event, such as discussing whether John Mulaney could actually fight three teenage boys, which could then escalate into a physical confrontation.

Last night on “Everybody’s Live With John Mulaney,” the host John Mulaney jokingly declared he was going to engage in a mock fight with three 14-year-old boys. The conversation began when the debate about whether a hundred men could defeat a gorilla was circulating online. Intrigued by this, our writers room started debating if they could beat up John Mulaney, and he playfully joined in.

In the spirit of curiosity and experimentation, John Mulaney has promised to stage this hypothetical battle on the season finale of his show, airing May 28th. He mentioned that while the legality is still being confirmed, he believes it’s legal as long as it’s for television, and they are taking every precaution to ensure safety. “It’s not assault,” Mulaney said, “and we’re making sure everything is properly vetted. I’ve been told if it’s for TV, it’s a lawful practice.

If you’re eager to challenge Spider-Ham like I am, shoot an email over to johnmulaney@gmail.com with “I want to fight” in the subject line. Please note this opportunity is available only for U.S. residents. By the way, does anyone know if there’s a youngster from John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch who’s now 14? Just curious, you see.

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2025-05-01 08:53