Joan Baez Just Wants to Watch Twilight and Marry Hozier

Joan Baez, famously known as the matriarch of folk music, has surfaced from her diamonds and dust to offer some guidance: Escaping the excess of real-world news by diving into the captivating world of the Pacific Northwest, a place far from Frasier or Twin Peaks, but perhaps reminiscent of the Cullen family. When queried by Rolling Stone about her methods of staying informed on the administration, she admitted it’s a delicate balance amidst witnessing daily cruelty in our nation. “When I retired from touring, I thought I’d watch the news occasionally,” she said, “But it wasn’t like this. So, I ration it out.” She revealed her sources to be Substack, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, and John Oliver. And then she’d turn on a movie, such as Twilight, which she described as terrible yet enchanting. She may have also attended the Governors Ball recently to catch up on an old friend. “Don’t forget to mention my crush on Hozier,” she added, “Take me to church with that good-looking man.” If you’re reading this, Hozier, take a chance!

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2025-06-11 23:53