Jack Dorsey Claims Bitcoin is Money, Not Crypto – And He’s Not Kidding!

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Hold onto your wallets, folks, because the man who brought us Twitter and all its controversial greatness, Jack Dorsey, is back in the Bitcoin limelight. This time, he’s not talking about virtual reality or digital utopias. Nope, he’s dropping some real talk: “Bitcoin is money!” (Surprising, right?). And in case you missed it, he added, “Bitcoin is NOT crypto.” Well, thank you for the clarification, Jack! 🙄

Oh, and it gets better. Guess who’s on the same page? Adam Back, the guy mentioned in the Bitcoin white paper (you know, that little thing we all pretend to understand?). Yeah, he’s also singing from the same hymn sheet. So, it seems the whole “Bitcoin as money” idea is *kinda* catching on. 😏

Now, Dorsey’s been on a mission for quite some time, and it’s not just about making his bank account fatter (although that’s obviously a nice perk). He wants Bitcoin to be your go-to currency, not something you gamble on during lunch breaks. His dream? Tax exemptions on small payments. Why? Because apparently, the regulators and payment rails have turned poor ol’ Satoshi’s original design into a tangled mess. I mean, come on, is anyone even listening? 🧐

bitcoin is not crypto

– jack (@jack) October 19, 2025

But wait, there’s more! Dorsey’s got his own little ecosystem: Square, Cash App, and the ever-so-snazzy Lightning network. All of this is supposedly the magic sauce that’ll scale Bitcoin into the next big thing. Feedback from small businesses is… *shockingly* positive. I mean, who doesn’t love free money, right? 🤑

And get this-Dorsey’s not just talking the talk. He’s walking the walk. Sellers are already running zero-fee trials at farmer markets through Square. By 2026, he expects those pesky fees to be completely gone. That’s right, BTC payments will flow like a smooth jazz solo, straight from peer to peer. And for those poor merchants trying to survive on crumbs from Mastercard and Visa, this could be a game-changer. 💰

Can Jack Dorsey Be Satoshi Nakamoto? The Internet Thinks So… 🕵️‍♂️

Now here’s where things get spicy. The internet is all aflutter with a delicious old conspiracy theory: What if Jack Dorsey is actually Satoshi Nakamoto? 🤔 That’s right, people are pointing to cryptography notes from 2003, some shady timing overlaps with early Bitcoin files, and even an old Twitter bio that said “sailor” (which, apparently, is a clue-don’t ask me how). There’s also the *very* subtle maritime proverb in the code. I mean, come on, could he be any more obvious? 🙃

Others point out that key Bitcoin events seem to align with dates tied to Dorsey or his family. While Dorsey himself refuses to indulge in these wild fantasies, he’s still out here promoting Bitcoin like it’s his own personal religion. And that’s not going to stop anytime soon. 💸

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2025-10-19 16:52