Ah, Robert Kiyosaki, the sage of investments, the oracle of financial education, and the author of that timeless tome, “Rich Dad Poor Dad.” He has recently graced us with his thoughts on the current stock market crash, as if we needed another reminder of our financial follies. 📉
In a moment of self-reflection, Kiyosaki, with a hint of humility (or perhaps sarcasm), remarked that a prophecy he penned years ago has finally come to fruition. “I probably shouldn’t say this,” he mused, “but I did predict this disaster. Not that I’m bragging, of course.”
Baby Boomers: Too Busy to Invest Wisely
He reminisced about his earlier work, “Rich Dad’s Prophecy,” published in 2002, where he foresaw a financial apocalypse that would particularly devastate his generation. “Oh, the irony!” he chuckled, “It seems my crystal ball was spot on.”
“I SHOULD NOT SAY THIS….because it’s not COOL….to say….I TOLD YOU SO…. Yet I did tell you so.
In my book RICH DAD’s PROPHECY
I warned the biggest stock market crash in history was going to wipe out the financial security of millions of investors….especially my generation….…— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) April 4, 2025
He lamented, “I warned that the biggest stock market crash in history would obliterate the financial security of millions, particularly the Baby Boomers.” One can almost hear the collective sigh of a generation too busy to heed his warnings.
Yet, in a twist of fate, Kiyosaki reassured us that we are merely in a recession, not a full-blown depression. A silver lining, perhaps? He directed his advice to the Baby Boomers, who, in their frantic race against time, have little patience for long-term investments in stocks, bonds, or mutual funds. “Why bother?” he seems to say, “You might as well invest in a good bottle of wine!” 🍷
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When asked what can be done in these turbulent times, Kiyosaki declared that the current “paper market crash” is a grand spectacle, wiping out millions of “fake paper assets.” His solution? Look beyond the Wall Street charade and invest in “real gold, real silver, and today, Bitcoin.” Because nothing says financial security like a digital currency that fluctuates more than a toddler’s mood! 💰
He anticipates the US will resume its money-printing spree, making “fake money even more fake.” Gold, silver, and Bitcoin may rise in value, but not in price, he cautioned. “It’s all an illusion, my friends!” he exclaimed, as if revealing the punchline to a long-winded joke.
“If you still have ‘some runway left,’” Kiyosaki concluded, “you might want to save real money—gold, silver, and Bitcoin.” Because who wouldn’t want to invest in something that sounds like a plot twist in a bad sci-fi movie? 🚀
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