Is Trump’s Crypto ‘Crash’ Just a Big Laugh? 😂

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What to know:

  • The project laments in the shadows, insisting it has not parted with a single speck of ETH.
  • Despite their hopeful proclamations, a vast nine-figure loss looms like a murky abyss.

World Liberty Financial, that curious DeFi venture woven into the tapestry of the Trump lineage, sternly denies dispatching any ethers into the void. One hears rumors of clandestine wallets—tagged by Arkham—abandoning $8 million worth of crypto, yet the noble financiers insist such whispers are beneath them. Perhaps even the blockchain itself is conspiring to tarnish their illustrious reputation. 🤔

Small talk among the townsfolk claims the wallet, tangled in a web of speculation, offloaded a fortune after enduring $125 million in spiraling paper losses. Yet, with fervor befitting a drama, a corporate voice declares, “We have sold nothing! All these insinuations are as substantial as a puff of winter breath.”

Meanwhile, Ether—like a seasoned performer—takes a bow at $1,465 only to pirouette at $1,553, as if mocking those who fail to keep pace. At an earlier juncture, with expert bravado, Eric Trump proclaimed it a splendid time to invest at $2,880—an uncanny forecast that aged about as gracefully as dried borscht. 😏

Through all this, Arkham remains as silent as a watchman in the cold night, offering not a word to quell the swirling chatter. One can only imagine the swirling glances and hushed whispers in the corridors of DeFi intrigue. 🤫

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2025-04-11 10:13