In the grand theatre of crypto, where fortunes rise and fall like the laughter of a madman, a certain analyst, cloaked in the shadows of anonymity, proclaims that our dear Bitcoin (BTC) is on the verge of an exhilarating ascent to the illustrious six figures! But, alas, dear investors, there is a catch—a delightful twist befitting the absurdity of life.
In a series of tweets that echo through the digital void, the pseudonymous seer known as Inmoral (a name that fits like an ill-tailored suit) shares his wisdom with a staggering 230,800 followers on X, suggesting that our crypto monarch will dawdle about near the $85,000 mark before racing towards the shimmering $100,000 milestone. Is it a sight to behold? One might say it’s akin to a dog chasing its tail. 🐕💰
“$90,000 > $85,000 > $100,000.”
Its trajectory, depicted in a chart that only a mathematician—or perhaps a fervent dreamer—could appreciate, indicates a return to the exalted six-figure expanse sometime in May. If only we could predict the weather with such fervor!
Further in this comedic opera of numbers, Inmoral asserts that our brave Bitcoin faces a trial by fire at the $90,000 mark. Yet, before this digital phoenix can spread its wings, it must first revisit its humble beginnings—the price at which it opened this month. Just imagine it, reminiscing on the good old days! 📅
As we speak, BTC lounges at a modest $87,015, like a sunbather contemplating the future after a sporadic increase over the last 24 hours—peeking at the past opening price of $84,373, a delightful story for the ages.
Shifting focus to the other comical contestant on this stage, Solana (SOL)—the ETH rival, which is currently in the midst of a rather dramatic 60% dip. Inmoral, with all the charm of a charismatic trickster, suggests that just as our brave hero Solana plummeted in 2021, it too will rally with the vigor of a sprightly gazelle. One can only chuckle at the absurdity of such predictions!
“In 2021, SOL did a -67% right before a +1200% Just a reminder, the current -61% dip is not a game over.”
Presently, Solana is trading at $134.60, a slight dip of 1.2%—as if it’s reluctant to join the party while peeking through the curtains. Ah, the fickleness of fate!
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2025-03-27 23:02