Irish UFC Champion Plots Bitcoin Mayhem With El Salvador’s Crypto Cowboy 🤝💰

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In a development so peculiar that even Pontius Pilate might raise an eyebrow, the notorious Conor McGregor—occasional pugilist, perennial presidential dabbler, and newly crowned crypto evangelist—has thrown his emerald hat directly into the Bitcoin ring. One can almost hear the scratching of quills in the Department of Finance as McGregor packs his bags for the sunburnt land of El Salvador, intent on seeking financial divination from President Nayib Bukele, a man who loves Bitcoin almost as much as he loves those oddly youthful selfies of himself.

How did this come to pass? Well, McGregor—whose fists have felt the cheeks of many—recently declared Ireland needs a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve, presumably to guard against leprechaun inflation and the rising cost of pints in Temple Bar. Simultaneously, the two crypto conspirators are due to rendezvous at the so-called Bitcoin Nation State Summit, which sounds vaguely like something a feverish banker might dream after a night of bad shellfish.

Yes‼️

The nation state Saylor play can be rolled out in Ireland. 🇮🇪

This would be TOPIC No. 1 at the Bitcoin Nation State Summit

Between President Bukele 🇸🇻 & Conor McGregor @nayibbukele @TheNotoriousMMA

— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) May 11, 2025

Max Keiser, a journalist known for his subtlety (not at all), claims McGregor yearns to copy Michael Saylor’s high-altitude financial juggling—piling Bitcoin on the Irish books like a baker desperately stacking loaves. If this is confusing, imagine the conversation between two men whose main common language is probably an unhealthy obsession with Twitter.

McGregor’s rallying cry? “Give power back to the people!”—words last heard in Dublin when someone suggested the pubs should close earlier. He insists his proposed Bitcoin fortress would defend Ireland from whatever economic devils currently lurk in the fog. Perhaps, if things go very well, Ireland’s next export will be the digital pot of gold at the end of the blockchain.

But don’t think McGregor is all business. His track record in the memecoin wilderness suggests not every digital punch lands. Still, with Bitcoin on the rise and McGregor’s crypto ambitions undimmed, we must admit: at least he’s shooting higher than launching another limited-edition whiskey.

Now, whispers swirl that McGregor might demand a whole Digital Asset Stockpile—a veritable armory of whirring, beeping coins. Will Ireland rise atop a mountain of digital riches, or merely fumble the wallet again? Only the Bitcoin gods (and perhaps Beelzebub) know. One thing’s clear: the world is watching, pint in hand, as this drama unfolds.

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2025-05-12 07:08