Somewhere between the snow-capped steppes of aspiration and the muddy boots of reality, Jump Crypto, with the mysterious discretion of an aristocrat’s bank account, has chosen to make a secretive investment in the house of Securitize. The sum was, naturally, unspoken—after all, what’s true wealth if not shrouded in a little fabulous ambiguity?
As telegrams (now emails, but are we really so advanced?) from Securitize inform the world, this enterprise claims mastery over nearly $4 billion in digitized treasure for the finest nobility of modern finance—Apollo, BlackRock, Hamilton Lane, KKR—names that make common folk reach for their pitchforks and bread lines, no doubt.
Meanwhile, Jump Crypto, unable to resist the temptations of omnipresence, dabbles everywhere: trading here, making markets there, investing with the daintiness of a bored count at a ball, and threading its influence through lofty undertakings—Pyth Network, Wormhole, all sounding more like the fever dreams of literary romantics than actual infrastructure.
“Ah, but this partnership,” Securitize breathes with the drama of a Russian winter, “will empower the betuxedoed institutions to graze in the lush fields of tokenized assets.” One can only imagine the frozen glares and champagne toasts at the news, as the scythe of progress spares no old financial tradition. 🥂😂
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