Imagine, if you will, a curious spectacle: an exclusive dinner with the Emperor of Mar-a-Lago, made possible not by birthright or wit, but by hoarding a curious chunk of digital confetti called $TRUMP. Yes, it is no fable.
The proclamation emerged, as if from the depths of some absurdist playwright’s mind, on the very website extolling the virtues of this meme coin. The mere whisper of this event sent $TRUMP’s value skyward, perhaps on wings of investor folly and FOMO, ascending by a staggering 70 percent.
Details from the Theatre of Absurdity
Mark your calendars for the 22nd of May, when the Trump National Golf Club in Washington, D.C., will transform into a stage where the top 220 $TRUMP holders will dine with the man who might just be the country’s most infamous Twitter bard.
Yet, for the 25 most fortunate or perhaps most demented holders, the night promises an extra flourish:
- A VIP reception where perhaps they’ll sip fake humility and aged bravado
- A tour behind the velvet curtain—whispers say the White House might even make an appearance
- Moments locked in existential combat—sorry, conversation—with Donald Trump himself
As the promoters trumpet, it is “the most exclusive invitation in the world,” though one wonders if exclusivity here is measured in million-dollar coin stacks rather than charm or intellect.
How One Might Qualify for This Pageant
Eligibility requires the following acts of devotion:
- Accumulate enough $TRUMP tokens to be ranked among the 220 most avid collectors
- Lay your digital purse bare at the altar of the project’s website for registration
- Submit oneself to a background check—because even in absurdity, order must be feigned
- Avoid residency in places deemed too inconvenient to verify under the ever-watchful eye of KYC regulations
For added drama, a leaderboard refreshes hourly, chronicling the epic saga of wallets bulging with $TRUMP, rewarded not just for volume but for steadfast loyalty over time, as if holding onto these tokens imbues one with a saint’s patience.
At this moment, the titans of this strange arena hoard tokens worth over $400,000, stakes high and egos higher. One might muse: Is this dinner a summit of visionaries, or merely a carnival of crypto jesters? 🍿
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2025-04-24 07:42