Here’s the skinny, folks:
So, Semler (ticker: SMLR) decided, “Hey, let’s throw some cash and at-the-market offerings at these mysterious internet coins!” and bagged 111 more bitcoin. That’s their version of medical “juggling” — except the patient is their balance sheet.
All told, these tech-savvy pill pushers shelled out $290.4 million for their pixel gold pile — like buying the Brooklyn Bridge in cryptocurrency.
And get this: their year-to-date bitcoin yield took a nosedive to 23.5%, down from a stratospheric 152.2% in February. Looks like their bitcoin rollercoaster hit a loop-de-loop… or maybe just the kiddie ride.
Meanwhile, shareholders are getting whiplash with shares dropping nearly 37% in 2024 — talk about a cure worse than the disease! 📉💊
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