How Late Night Addressed Trump’s Address

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This week, there was a lengthy and winding discourse that was delivered. It was aired live on television, carrying significant global political ramifications, lacking self-censorship, and occasionally referencing the Nazis. However, let’s move past Adrien Brody’s Oscar acceptance speech and focus on Trump instead, shall we? Cheers!

It’s no secret that many have compared Brody’s speech style to Trump’s. We’re definitely not the first or even the fifth to do so. In fact, late-night talk show hosts have often commented on various topics, and this time it was Trump’s address to Congress, the longest ever given in American history. Here are some of the wittiest remarks about that speech. But rest assured, we’ll keep it concise.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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In a concise manner, Fallon commented on Trump’s lengthy speech during his opening monologue. He started off with an expected Oscar reference before swiftly moving on. Quoting Adrien Brody’s famous line from the Oscars, he quipped, “It was like ‘respect is mutual,'” suggesting that he too was attentive and appreciative.

After Midnight

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Taylor Tomlinson additionally discussed the delivery of her speech, particularly highlighting her superior skill in using a teleprompter. Tomlinson displayed a message from a spectator during the speech, expressing newly-found admiration for Tomlinson’s daily performances. I totally agree, Taylor!

The Daily Show

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This week, Michael Kosta is hosting “The Daily Show”, and his primary topic was the political drama unfolding on either side of the aisle. He quipped that Rashida Tlaib’s protest whiteboard would be equally impactful if she had simply added a trendy S to it. Kosta referred to the address as “The Oscars for those with excess skin,” which, admittedly, is somewhat harsh towards the Governor’s Awards, isn’t it? Kosta also poked fun at Trump for being an adult who takes April Fools’ Day seriously, which, indeed, seems reasonable. Nowadays, only marketing professionals seeking viral fame on inappropriate grounds seem to care about April Fools’ Day.

Late Night With Seth Meyers

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Seth Meyers has acknowledged his role as a buffer between us (late-night viewers who obtain their news from this medium) and the distressing news. Meyers admitted that he once attempted to encourage people to watch real news, but after Trump’s speech, it’s no longer necessary. “From now on,” he said, “you can get your news from me. Spare yourself the ordeal anymore.” Meyers even displayed a chart showing 16 movies shorter than Trump’s address and more worth your time, “even including The Emoji Movie.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert spoke on air following Trump’s speech, and it was impressive how quickly The Late Show managed to prepare those protest paddles! As a devout Catholic, Colbert pointed out that his live commentary coincided with Mardi Gras, jokingly adding, “Just like on Bourbon Street tonight, we all got a glimpse of some ‘boobs’,” referring to Trump, JD Vance, and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. However, he also expressed frustration towards the Democrats who seemed too timid in their protests. About the night’s pink-clad protesters, Colbert had little praise. “It was a form of protest that said ‘This is just a test print, and your color ink is functioning,'” he quipped. “In the famous words of Martin Niemöller, ‘First, they came for the trade unionists, and I donned a pink blazer and a photocopier. You’re next, Adolph!’

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

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Previously known as an altar boy, Jimmy Kimmel commented on the religious tone of last night’s speech, saying, “This year, for Lent, we are sacrificing democracy.” Perhaps we’ll regain it by Easter? Kimmel also pointed out the criticism directed at President Biden during Tuesday’s event. Regarding Trump’s assertion that Biden spent $8 million to change mice from male to female, Kimmel humorously replied, “They’re transforming Mickeys into Minnies and vice versa.” Indeed, it seems our world is becoming increasingly absurd.

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2025-03-06 10:54