How a Clever Investor Made 29,300% with Bitcoin—And Still Smirks

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Oh, the daring Michael Saylor! Since the dawn of 2020, his audacious Strategy—once a modest notion—has soared, like a caffeinated eagle, by a staggering 2,930%, transforming humble digits into glittering gold (well, digital, but who’s counting?). Sentora, in its usual flamboyant manner, toasted this triumph with a tweet, claiming MSTR has outstripped Bitcoin itself by a sprightly 63% over just three months. Yes, dear reader, hedge your bets and adjust your monocles: it’s performance art on a Wall Street canvas!

Strategy’s stock (MSTR) is up roughly 2,930% since it started buying Bitcoin in 2020, outperforming Bitcoin by 63% in the last 3 months

— Sentora (previously IntoTheBlock) (@SentoraHQ) May 31, 2025

Back in 2020, Strategy—formerly known as MicroStrategy, a name that suggests something small but now utterly colossal—shocked an otherwise stoic financial universe by announcing: “Let’s take our treasure chest and fill it with Bitcoin.” The move turned their treasury into a veritable digital goldmine, vaulting their market cap beyond the envy of many, smashing through the $80 billion barrier like a hyperactive toddler in a china shop. On May 26, they generously bought 4,020 BTC, shelling out nearly $427.1 million at a princely $106,237 each, almost enough to buy a small island—if only they’d been so inclined. As of May 25, 2025, Strategy boasts a staggering 580,250 BTC, amassed at a quaint price of $69,979 per coin, worth a cool $40.61 billion. Talk about ‘digital’ wealth!

Yet, amid this meteoric rise and digital bravado, Michael Saylor, the maestro himself—co-founder, executive, and owner of a grin wider than the Blockchain itself—refuses to capitulate. He foresees Bitcoin continuing its upward dance, and Strategy—his shiny armor—will never cease its relentless accumulation. Oh, what a noble, bullish outlook!

Bitcoin fever takes over corporate boardrooms like a caffeine-fueled dragon

Saylor recently declared there’s “an explosion of interest” in corporations indulging in Bitcoin, as if it were the latest fad at a posh soirée. “Over the long term,” he confided to CNBC, “Bitcoin on the balance sheet has become a magnet for corporate greed—er, I mean, ingenuity.”

Even GameStop, that beloved meme-stock darling, announced a daring $500 million Bitcoin allocation—because who wouldn’t want to own digital gold when the market’s volatile as a caffeinated squirrel? Meanwhile, Tether, SoftBank, and Jack Mallers’ Strike armory unveiled Twenty-One, a Bitcoin-native public conglomerate aiming to hoard over 42,000 BTC, thereby snuggling up as the third-largest corporate holder—literally stacking digital chips like a gambling maestro on the Las Vegas strip.

Saylor’s message? “We’re not stopping here!” His company, the reigning titan of Bitcoin holdings, shows no signs of retreat. “We’ll keep buying Bitcoin,” he declares, with a twinkle—“the price will keep rising, and even though it’s getting as hard to buy as a unicorn in a city full of rainbows, we will work with the zeal of a caffeinated squirrel on espresso.” So, raise your glasses, dear reader—here’s to the relentless pursuit of digital riches with a dash of humor and a pinch of sarcasm! 🚀💸😂

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2025-06-01 18:15