Oh, Peter’s convinced Bitcoin might one day rule the financial roost, but he’s all, ‘Hold your horses, darling, real riches demand you actually learn something and stick with it longer than a diet resolution.’ Because who needs patience when you can daydream about instant millions? 📉😂
In his latest X outburst, Brandt declared, ‘The future’s probably Bitcoin-central,’ but then tore into the get-rich-quick crowd. ‘Chasing fast profits? More like chasing your tail, losers!’ he snarked. 💸😏
Responding to some Bitcoin cheerleader peddling study guides, he nodded along: ‘Sure, Bitcoin’s got potential,’ and hammered home, ‘It’s the only crypto that matters; everything else is just pathetic copycats.’ Oof, shade thrown! 🔥😆
Even with his rose-tinted glasses on, Peter’s dishing out warnings: if Bitcoin can’t cling to $105,000, it might plummet to $97,000. And speculative trading? He draws from his own blunders to say apps like Robinhood are basically a highway to broke-ville, not financial bliss. ‘Quick gains? Yeah, right—more like quick pains!’ 😱💔
But hey, he’s still bullish, predicting Bitcoin could blast past $140,000 someday. Cross your fingers, or maybe just cross your legs and hope for the best, eh? 🚀😅
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