In a scene as unlikely as a warm winter in Siberia, Arthur Hayes, co-founder of BitMEX, declared with a mix of whimsy and reckless optimism: “buy everything”. It was an exhortation delivered at the precise moment when the US Federal Reserve’s quiet murmurs of intervention danced like ghostly apparitions through the markets 😏.
On a crisp April morning that reminded one of a forgotten play in a provincial theatre, Hayes took to X—like a weary actor on a damp stage—to suggest that investors might embrace the entire chaotic realm of crypto, as if central banks were benevolent puppeteers ready to restore the order of a disordered world.
Hayes and the Inevitable Market Farce
Past remarks had already painted a picture of rising tensions: like a somber melody in an old tavern, bond yields—especially that stubborn 10-year US Treasury rate bucking past 4.5%—were said to herald imminent governmental intercession. One could almost imagine the Fed swooping in with unexpected levity to lubricate the creaking wheels of commerce.
Hayes mused that this precarious pressure might indeed compel the Fed to lavish fresh liquidity upon the markets, turning the tides in favor of daring souls who had invested in Bitcoin. With a dash of irreverent humor, he envisioned a future where risk assets soared amidst prolonged boisterous cheer 😄.
it might just be time to stock up on assets before the final curtain falls 🎭😉.
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