- Ethereum just pulled off a Golden Cross — last time, it shot up 89% in two months. Mazel tov! 🕺💰
- Exchange reserves are lower than my patience at a DMV, and Funding Rates are so neutral they could host a peace summit. Translation: there’s room for this thing to move! 😏📉
Ethereum [ETH] has just flashed the Golden Cross — and no, it’s not a new deli sandwich. This is the chart pattern where the 50-day moving average leaps over the 200-day like it’s auditioning for the Olympics. Last time this happened, ETH didn’t just rally, it practically did the hora — up nearly 90%!
Now, with Ethereum flirting with $3,000 like it’s trying to get a date, everyone from day traders to your Uncle Morty is asking: are we about to see another fireworks show, or is this just another tease?
The golden cross returns! (And hopefully, so do the profits!) 🥳
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2025-05-21 20:08