Okay, so Ethereum. It went up a little, from $3,700. A little. Like, barely noticeable. I mean, who are we kidding? $3,700! It’s like, a completely arbitrary number, right? And now it’s aiming for $3,850 and $3,920. Like it’s a goal. Itās crypto, not the Olympics! š¤·
- It went up past $3,750. Big whoop.
- But then it stopped. Because, of course it did.
- Thereās a⦠a line at $3,850. A “bearish trend line.” It’s like the universe is actively preventing progress.
- If it gets past $3,920, maybe – maybe – itāll go up more. But donāt hold your breath.
This Ethereum Thing…
So, it bumped up a bit, you know, after being around $3,700. Like Bitcoin⦠copying Bitcoin. Original, very original. Got above $3,750, then $3,800. A whole fifty dollars! I’m practically rich! No, I’m not. It hit 23.6% of something⦠Fibonacci retracement? What even is that? Itās just numbers people making things up.
But the “bears” – these shadowy figures actively trying to make my theoretical crypto profits disappear – they stepped in at $3,840. Of course they did. They always do. Itās below $3,850, also below some āSimple Moving Average.ā Simple for who?!
And now, ANOTHER line at $3,850. Seriously? Are we drawing lines on a chart now? This is what weāve come to? Itās just⦠frustrating. The next line is at $3,920. This is absurd!
If it gets over $3,950, it might go to $4,020. Might. The suspense is killing me. And if that happens, maybe $4,120 or even $4,150. Yeah, okay. Sure. Wake me up when it actually gets there. Iāll be taking a nap.
What if it goes DOWN? š«
But, and this is a big ābutā – a huge ābutā – if it doesnāt get past $3,850, itās going down. Of course it is. First stop, $3,800. Then $3,740. Then, oh, joy, $3,700 again. And then⦠$3,650. Itās a slippery slope, I tell you! A slippery slope.
Thereās a āMajor Support Levelā at $3,740 and a “Major Resistance Level” at $3,850. Makes total sense.
Technical Indicators⦠(Ugh, technical indicators).
Whatever. The MACD is losing āmomentumā and the RSI is below 50. So, basically, everything is terrible. Just⦠terrible. I’m starting to think I should’ve just bought Beanie Babies. They seem more stable.
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