Ethereum: What is going on!? šŸ™„

Okay, so Ethereum. It went up a little, from $3,700. A little. Like, barely noticeable. I mean, who are we kidding? $3,700! It’s like, a completely arbitrary number, right? And now it’s aiming for $3,850 and $3,920. Like it’s a goal. It’s crypto, not the Olympics! 🤷

  • It went up past $3,750. Big whoop.
  • But then it stopped. Because, of course it did.
  • There’s a… a line at $3,850. A “bearish trend line.” It’s like the universe is actively preventing progress.
  • If it gets past $3,920, maybe – maybe – it’ll go up more. But don’t hold your breath.

This Ethereum Thing…

So, it bumped up a bit, you know, after being around $3,700. Like Bitcoin… copying Bitcoin. Original, very original. Got above $3,750, then $3,800. A whole fifty dollars! I’m practically rich! No, I’m not. It hit 23.6% of something… Fibonacci retracement? What even is that? It’s just numbers people making things up.

But the “bears” – these shadowy figures actively trying to make my theoretical crypto profits disappear – they stepped in at $3,840. Of course they did. They always do. It’s below $3,850, also below some ā€˜Simple Moving Average.’ Simple for who?!

And now, ANOTHER line at $3,850. Seriously? Are we drawing lines on a chart now? This is what we’ve come to? It’s just… frustrating. The next line is at $3,920. This is absurd!

If it gets over $3,950, it might go to $4,020. Might. The suspense is killing me. And if that happens, maybe $4,120 or even $4,150. Yeah, okay. Sure. Wake me up when it actually gets there. I’ll be taking a nap.

What if it goes DOWN? 😫

But, and this is a big ā€˜but’ – a huge ā€˜but’ – if it doesn’t get past $3,850, it’s going down. Of course it is. First stop, $3,800. Then $3,740. Then, oh, joy, $3,700 again. And then… $3,650. It’s a slippery slope, I tell you! A slippery slope.

There’s a ā€œMajor Support Levelā€ at $3,740 and a “Major Resistance Level” at $3,850. Makes total sense.

Technical Indicators… (Ugh, technical indicators).

Whatever. The MACD is losing ā€˜momentum’ and the RSI is below 50. So, basically, everything is terrible. Just… terrible. I’m starting to think I should’ve just bought Beanie Babies. They seem more stable.

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2025-10-23 07:24