Eric Trump Declares Crypto Will Overthrow SWIFT, Break The Financial Chains!

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At Token2049, in the glow of a screen filled with digital promises and blockchain fantasies, Eric Trump, son of the president and supreme commander of the Trump Organization (yes, the one with *that* last name), ventured forth into the vast unknown. His prediction? Oh, just the small matter of cryptocurrencies toppling the “broken” SWIFT system, which, let’s be honest, has been dragging its feet like an old horse in the rain.

Crypto To Disrupt SWIFT, Says Eric Trump at Token2049

Speaking with the air of someone who’s seen the future through a blockchain-shaped window, Eric Trump proclaimed, with all the confidence of a man who doesn’t even *need* a silver spoon to make a prediction, that cryptocurrencies were not just a passing fad. They were set to wipe the floor with SWIFT, that outdated, slow, high-cost, and, let’s face it, embarrassingly clunky global payment system.

“It’s like watching a horse and buggy try to compete with a Tesla,” Eric quipped, adding that the days of SWIFT are numbered. As he pointed out, crypto is like your wallet but better—easy to move, lightning-fast, and accessible to anyone. And let’s not forget, it doesn’t demand the kind of fees that make you feel like you’re being robbed with a smile.

Eric didn’t hold back: “The current financial system? It’s *broken*.” Well, when you say it like that, you don’t leave much room for doubt, do you? But, wait—there’s more. In a prediction that felt like a scene from an action movie, Eric warned that if global banks don’t start embracing crypto, they might face a rather swift demise—within the next ten years. You know, no biggie. Just the future of finance being rewritten.

And in case you missed it, Eric took one last shot at the old guard, referring to SWIFT as “an absolute disaster.” Ouch. Someone get him some ice for that burn.

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2025-05-01 13:58