Elon Musk’s Latest XChat: Is Bitcoin Encrypted or Just Bling? 🔒💰
Ah, Elon Musk, that charming jester of the digital realm, has once again donned his visionary hat—this time promising “Bitcoin style” encryption for the shiny new XChat feature on X. Imagine, if you will, a messaging service armed with encryption, vanishing messages that disappear faster than your paycheck after taxes, and the grand ability to send all sorts of files, all while chatting away through audio and video calls that might—just might—be more secure than a vault in Fort Knox.
Ingeniously crafted with Rust, a language so secure it probably chuckles at your petty hacking attempts, Musk’s latest marvel seeks to elevate user privacy to sublime heights. Clearly, he’s on a mission to make our conversations as private as a secret society’s handshake, or perhaps just sniper-proof.«
Meanwhile, the crypto community, ever the skeptics, responded with the subtlety of a brick to the face, with Samson Mow dryly reminding us, “Bitcoin isn’t encrypted.” Ah, the delightful irony—Bitcoin, the king of unencrypted digital gold, now a poster child for “style” encryption. 😏💻
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2025-06-02 14:01