Elon Musk, the man who treats Twitter/X like his personal notepad, dropped another cryptic note on Nov. 3: “It’s time.” 🧠💥 No emojis, no explanation-just enough to send crypto Twitter into a collective existential crisis. The reply? A Dogecoin enthusiast’s tweet declaring, “No Highs, No Lows, Only DOGE,” which sounds less like a financial strategy and more like a cult mantra. 🙈
It’s time
– Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 3, 2025
Flashback to 2021: Elon’s “SpaceX is putting Dogecoin on the moon” tweet was the financial equivalent of a toddler smashing a piñata-chaotic, nonsensical, but oddly mesmerizing. 🚨 The DOGE-1 mission, a “CubeSat” paid for in meme-coins, promised to “collect lunar-spatial intelligence.” Translation: A glorified dog-shaped rock might orbit the moon. 🌕🐕
But 2025 isn’t 2021. This time, the crypto market yawned louder than my neighbor’s dog during a thunderstorm. 🐶💤 Bitcoin and Ethereum? Down. DOGE? Also down, trading like my motivation on a Monday morning. 📉 The Fed’s “hawkish commentary” didn’t help-because nothing says “buy DOGE” like imagining Jerome Powell slow-clapping inflation. 🦅💸
The DOGE-1 Mission: Because Why Not?
Back in 2021, SpaceX and Geometric Energy Corporation (GEC) announced DOGE-1-a 40kg satellite paid for in Dogecoin. The goal? “Interplanetary commerce,” which sounds fancy but probably means Elon wants to buy Mars coffee with DOGE. ☕🚀
Original plan: Launch in 2022. Reality check: 2025. The mission’s about as punctual as my dentist’s “10-minute cleaning.” 🪥⏳ Reputable trackers now list it as “Not Launched (Expected in 2025).” Spoiler: So is my adulting journey. 🚪
Why “It’s time” Flopped Like a Vegan Pancake
In 2021, Elon’s tweets were the financial equivalent of unicorn tears-magical and inexplicably valuable. 🦄💸 Now? The crypto crowd’s mood is “meh” with a side of “seen it.” The market’s too busy panicking about Fed rates to care. Imagine telling a broke college student, “Here’s free pizza!” but it’s gluten-free. 🍕🚫
Will DOGE-1 ever launch? Maybe. Will it move markets? Only if Elon tweets it with a photo of himself wearing a Dogecoin cape. 🦸♂️💸 Until then, we’re stuck in limbo-like waiting for a DMV appointment that might not exist. 🚗🛑
At press time, DOGE traded at $0.16551-a price so random it could’ve been picked by a monkey with a dartboard. 🐒🎯
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2025-11-04 17:35