Dogecoin to $1? Blame Trump, Whales, and a Dash of Madness 🚀

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Right, so Dogecoin—yes, the one with the Shiba Inu dog that started as a joke—has decided to go full-on *serious* and surge over 10% in the last week. 🐕💸 Apparently, this is because Donald Trump, in his infinite wisdom, decided to ease off on tariffs. Because, of course, the fate of a meme coin is tied to the whims of a man who once tweeted about covfefe. 🤷‍♀️

According to CoinMarketCap (which I’m sure is a very reliable source, like Wikipedia but with more graphs), the Dogecoin price started climbing over the weekend. Why? Because Trump’s tariffs, which were supposed to be the end of the world, turned out to be less apocalyptic than feared. 🙌 He even mentioned giving some countries a break on tariffs, which, honestly, sounds like a plot twist in a bad reality show. But hey, it’s apparently good news for Dogecoin and other “risk assets.” Whatever that means. 🎲

Oh, and let’s not forget Bitcoin’s role in all this. Bitcoin decided to have a little party and hit $88,500, which, naturally, dragged Dogecoin along for the ride. Because, you know, Dogecoin and Bitcoin are like that couple who can’t go anywhere without each other. 🚀💑

Meanwhile, Dogecoin whales (yes, that’s a thing) have been busy hoarding DOGE like it’s toilet paper in 2020. They bought over 120 million DOGE last week, and House of Doge (which sounds like a posh nightclub but is actually the corporate arm of the Dogecoin foundation) bought 10 million DOGE to launch its official reserve. Because nothing says “legitimacy” like a meme coin with a corporate arm. 🏦🐶

Now, here’s where it gets *really* wild. Crypto analyst Master Kenobi (yes, that’s his name, and no, I’m not making this up) suggested on X that Dogecoin is ready to rally to $1. 🚀 He pointed out some “massive bullish divergence” (which sounds like a yoga pose but is apparently a crypto thing) and predicted DOGE could hit $1.1 by June. Because, of course, it’s 2017 all over again. 🕰️

Another analyst, KrissPax (who I assume is not related to Pax from *Pax Britannica*), said Dogecoin is following the same pattern as the 2017 bull cycle. He even predicted it could surge to $4 if there’s a second breakout. $4! For a coin that started as a joke! Honestly, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dogecoin becomes the official currency of Mars. 🚀🪐

As of now, DOGE is trading at around $0.184, up 4% in the last 24 hours. So, if you’re holding Dogecoin, congratulations! You’re either a genius or completely mad. Or both. 🎉🤪

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2025-03-25 23:27