Dogecoin Founder’s Boredom Reaches Historic High As Bitcoin Inches Toward $100K (AGAIN)

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If cryptocurrency had a mascot for nonchalance, it would probably look a lot like Billy Markus, alias Shibetoshi Nakamoto—the Dogecoin founder who mastered the ancient art of saying “meh” to things most people would tattoo on their forearms. 🐕💸

Dogecoin Creator and the Art of Enthusiastic Apathy

So, what happens when Bitcoin, the monolith of digital money, muscles its way (again) toward the alleged Mt. Everest of financial milestones—$100,000? If you’re waiting for fireworks, dancing dogs, or intergalactic tweets from Markus, allow me to introduce you to his wit: “Yay it got to 100k again, woo.”

if bitcoin gets to 100k today i’ll be like yay it got to 100k again woo

— Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) May 8, 2025

Imagine being so used to crypto chaos that a six-digit coin is about as thrilling as steamed broccoli. Markus, connoisseur of sarcasm, delivers his verdict: the great Bitcoin $100K “flip” is not exactly the moon landing. Apparently, the only thing that could make him raise an eyebrow would be DOGE spontaneously transforming into actual dogs. (But imagine the vet bills. And the barking.) 🐶

Believe it or not, this blasé attitude has sparked no shortage of controversy online. Crypto true believers are used to treating price milestones like Olympic victories—so, when Markus shrugs, someone somewhere is inevitably launching a 20-tweet thread about the “death of innovation.”

This detached approach actually resonates with a neat chunk of the market crowd, especially the ones who mortgaged the family iguana to buy Bitcoin at its all-time high of $109,114.88 back in January. Remember those days? Oh, the feeling of staring at your phone, watching numbers go up as if they were genetically engineered beans. Well, since February, Bitcoin took its own detour to the $76,000 wilderness, and many wallets went on a prolonged existential journey.

Bitcoin’s Next Flip: Hold My Volatility

At pixel time, the basket case that is Bitcoin trades at $99,581.59—a spicy 2.73% leap in the last 24 hours. That’s a $4,000 boost, or as it’s known in Bitcoin circles, “a middling Tuesday.”

Trading volumes galloped up by a whopping 61.73%, reaching $52.75 billion, which tells us that, yes, speculators are taking their seats in the circus tent again, all hoping for a dazzling $100K-and-beyond performance.

Will Bitcoin stay above this magical, round number? Will Billy Markus finally be “actually impressed,” or will he stick to confetti-level sarcasm? The suspense is… not exactly killing him.

Meanwhile, elsewhere, cheerleaders like Max Keiser continue their own spirited chants about BTC “totally” hitting $500,000. Half a million per coin! At this rate, the only real certainty is that someone out there is already printing the next meme T-shirt—and Billy Markus probably isn’t buying one.

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2025-05-08 13:47