Desperate Gambit or Last Hope? The Dreary Chess Game to Save Ethereum’s Soul

In the squinting gloom of the digital world, Ethereum stumbles forward, weighed down by its own burden of ambition and the whispers of a future uncaring and implacable. Dankrad Feist, with the haunted gaze of one who has stared too long into the burning furnace of code and human folly, raises a trembling finger: the doom approaches, he says. Five, ten years hence, will Ethereum be cast aside, another relic for the archives? Or is there redemption to be snatched from the maw of mediocrity? Ah, but let us peer into this abyss together, for what else is there to do on a Wednesday?

The Proposal: A 100x Scaling Plan

Feist—whose very name resounds with the icy determination of a man who has chosen to wrestle fate in its pyjamas—has unveiled EIP-7938: a proposal to swell Ethereum’s gas limit like a bureaucrat’s lunch bill. The aim? To thrust Ethereum’s humble capacity skyward by a magnificent factor of 100, over a mere four years—a feat that would make even Sisyphus smirk. What’s the risk of bold action? Only the future of civilization. Or, you know, just another Tuesday in crypto. 🦄

Why Scaling Is Urgent?

“Ethereum must be the pulsing heart of crypto,” Feist declares, clutching his ledger as if it were a Dostoevskian confession. Should Ethereum allow its activity to scatter among Layer-2 vassals, like peasants fleeing a plague-ridden village, then the Motherchain may dissolve into irrelevance—drunkenly meandering behind its former children as they run off to join shinier, newer blockchains. A fate worse than death? At least death doesn’t involve gas fees.

Others Are Worried Too

Feist is not alone, alas. Charles Hoskinson, who abandoned his own ideological monastery to found Cardano, grumbles that Ethereum risks the pitiful fates of Myspace and Blackberry, ancient deities whose temples lie overrun by Apple’s smirking cult. Hoskinson blames the “parasitic” Layer-2s—presumably not the cute kind you name after birds or memes.

On the lighter side, Matt Hougan from Bitwise, ever the optimist, assures us Ethereum has “stopped digging” its own grave (for now). But can it scramble out, gasping and mud-stained, before the dirt collapses atop it? Ah, to dream.

Can Ethereum Grow Without Losing Its Core Values?

Feist, with the trembling hope of a Russian monk on the eve of Lent, mutters that Ethereum can yet scale without giving up the holy trinity: security, censorship resistance, verifiability. Can Ethereum become vast and imperial without becoming corrupted and monstrous? Perhaps. Or perhaps it simply grows a longer beard and starts muttering to itself in dusty forums.

Ethereum, battered and uncertain, stands at the crossroads. To leap, to fail, to succeed—or simply to keep spinning, like an old record nobody remembers buying. Either way, the only certainty is that someone will be there to say: “Told you so.” 🤷‍♂️

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2025-05-01 12:56