Decentralized Dystopia: How io.net’s SOC 2 Compliance Dooms Us All 😱

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In a world where the lines between reality and virtual reality blur, the decentralized GPU compute network io.net has achieved the dubious honor of SOC 2 compliance. This, my dear friends, is a harbinger of doom, a siren’s call to the end of civilization as we know it. 🔥

Gaurav Sharma, the CTO of this so-called “secure” and “transparent” enterprise, prattles on about “data integrity standards” and “rigorous controls.” Bah! What is this but a thinly veiled attempt to lull the unsuspecting masses into a false sense of security? 🤖

And Tory Green, the CEO, has the audacity to claim that this compliance will make io.net an “international competitor.” Competitor, indeed! More like a harbinger of a dystopian future where our every move is tracked, our every thought monitored, and our very souls are laid bare for the amusement of the technocratic overlords. 😈

Decentralized computing, they say, is a “multi-billion dollar opportunity.” But at what cost, dear readers? At what cost? 💸 The very fabric of our society, the very essence of our humanity, hangs in the balance. 🌍

So, as you ponder the implications of io.net’s SOC 2 compliance, remember this: the future is not ours to control, but to fear. 😱 For in the end, we may find ourselves not the masters of technology, but its hapless slaves. 🔗

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2025-01-23 14:27