Ah, mesdames et messieurs! Gather ’round, for the grand spectacle of finance unfolds before our very eyes! The illustrious Bank of Russia, under the watchful gaze of our dear leader, Vladimir Putin, has concocted a most curious proposal! 🎭
Lo and behold! They wish to permit a select few, those fortunate souls with a treasure trove of at least 100 million rubles (or a mere $1.1 million, if you prefer the foreign coin), to dabble in the whimsical world of cryptocurrencies! What a delightful game for the wealthy! 🤑
But wait! This is not for the faint of heart! Only those whose annual income exceeds 50 million rubles (approximately $570,000) shall be graced with this opportunity. A true test of fortune, indeed! 💸
Our esteemed banking institution, in its infinite wisdom, has deemed it fit to allow only the “qualified investors” to partake in this grand experiment. How exclusive! One might think they are auditioning for a role in a tragicomedy! 🎬
Furthermore, the Bank of Russia seeks to impose certain regulations upon those daring financial organizations that wish to embrace the wild beast known as cryptocurrency. A noble endeavor, one might say, to bring order to this chaotic realm! ⚖️
Yet, let us not forget the warnings of yore! The central bank has cautioned us that cryptocurrencies are as stable as a jester on a unicycle—volatile and untrustworthy! Investors, beware! Entering this circus may lead to a most unfortunate tumble! 🤹♂️
Despite their reluctance to recognize these digital coins as a means of payment, the bank proposes to ban transactions between residents involving cryptocurrencies outside this experimental realm. Penalties shall rain down upon those who dare defy this decree! How thrilling! ⚡
And as the plot thickens, whispers abound that since the onset of Russia’s ‘special military operation’ against Ukraine, local firms and the government have been using crypto to dance around Western sanctions. A most audacious performance, indeed! 🎭
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2025-03-17 01:49