Hold onto your hats, folks! A crypto whiz-kid with a penchant for Nostradamus impersonations reckons Ethereum (ETH) is about to pull a Lazarus act big enough to make history look like child’s play. Yes, you heard it right—parabolic rallies inspired by the bygone days of 2020, with all the smoke and mirrors that come with them. 🙃
That venerable oracle of wisdom, known only as Inmortal (probably because he’s been around so long he’s invincible), has declared that Ethereum’s fancy charts resemble a déjà vu of five years ago. Nutty, isn’t it? He’s telling his 232,300 eager followers on the social media platform X that the three-day market structure of ETH looks extra familiar—like your favorite pajamas, only more volatile.
Back in those halcyon days of yore, ETH was bouncing between a hundred and two hundred bucks—such a modest little sum—until the COVID panic struck like a rat up a drainpipe, crashing ETH to around $86. But then, in a twist that only the crypto gods could orchestrate, it shot up to a legendary high of $4,868, proving once again that patience (and a little madness) pays off.
Inmortal’s sage words: “History rhymes, sometimes.” To which we all add a knowing chuckle—like when Gran tries to dance at the jazz age ball. 😎
Zooming in on ETH, the seer predicts a bit of chin-wagging around current levels before igniting a bullish boiler that could see ETH reaching $3,800 next month. Quite the pleasant daydream, eh?
“Remember who you are, ETH.”—a rallying cry echoing through the crypto halls.
As we speak, ETH is flirting with $2,479—just enough to keep us on our toes and our wallets whispering sweet nothings.
Now, onto Solana, that sprightly competitor, which our clairvoyant believes will take a breather—probably to enjoy a nice croissant at the corner bakery—before rallying to a shiny new record of $320 come July.
“$180 is the line on the sand, but it won’t take long to get through it,” he confides, as if breaking through walls is merely a Sunday stroll. After that, it’s off to $320—piece of cake, surely?
Currently, SOL is hanging out at $165—probably wishing it was a tad higher so it could impress the neighborhood tradesmen.
And if that weren’t enough excitement, our oracle promises a tantalizing peek into Bitcoin’s future, with a journey that might see it soar from $102,000, dip to $96,000, then blast through the roof at $120,000—like a rollercoaster designed by mad engineers. 🎢
Right now, Bitcoin is strutting around at $103,244—probably dreaming of a day when it hits the big five figures, and we all get to say, “Well, fancy that!”
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2025-05-19 03:01